My nephew has shared the results of a DNA test and I've taken the most exotic bits that can be applied to me as confirmation of what I've really known all along. So I'm not going to kvetsh about it, I'll be mentsh, and I won't get schmaltzy like a schmuck. Shalom.
I'm going to find myself a menorah and maybe even visit the synagogue. Mind you, those of us in the family to who this most applies also have significant amounts of Kurdish and Druze in us, too, so it's a potent mixture.
So, in celebration, largely of my shmoozey spiel, Top 6 Jews.
Felix Mendelssohn
Marc Bolan
Marc Chagall
Anne Frank
Amy Winehouse
Bob Dylan
