TV Appearance

I'm always glad of an alibi just in case I'm wrongly accused of a crime and questioned about it.

- Where we you at 3.20 on the afternoon of Feb 6th.

- I was at Fontwell Park, Chief Inspector Barnaby.

- How do I know you were?

- Because I was on the telly.

 

I was broadcasting to the nation. Admittedly only to that tiny fraction of them that were watching Sky Racing and were so ultra-vigilant that they could recognize me from behind in a fleeting moment.

But, having recorded it and gone through all the bits I could have been in it frame by frame, that's me on the telly. Not quite as ubiquitous as Bradley Walsh. Couldn't call it a cameo role, not even an extra and the tree is doing more for the snaphot than I am but that's me alright.