Two separate deliveries this afternoon brought firstly the Charles King Every Valley book on Messiah and the frames for the new portrait gallery.
It went well to begin with, the pictures are great and fit the A3 frames perfectly as A3 pictures should. Oh, yes, here I was expertly curating the library I live in to further effect, I thought. I had thought it all out, too, to ensure a disaster-free installation. In particular, having found a serviceable frame for the Hammershøi print in the front room several years ago, the ensuing battle to fix it intact onto the wall provided a sequence that made Eric Sykes and Tommy Cooper in The Plank look like consummate professionals.
The first great length I went to to ensure the highest exhibition standards applied to my gallery, I measured the distance to the floor from the nail on which Shostakovich now hangs so that Joyce would be level with him. It's hard to believe I took such a precaution but once I've reverted to haplessness I see it through determinedly. I had soon bent three pins knocking them into the wall having sought out the proper pin for the job well in advance when things had been going well.
Being a mindful curator, Joyce is directly above the shelf of his books. Shostakovich was selected to go next to him on account of being C20th. On the other side it hardly seemed to matter anymore that the pictures should be level. In fact it's probably best that they aren't - to make it look like asymmetry was the idea. So Handel takes the place of a small picture from Szentendre, just up the Rhine from Budapest, while Shostakovich replaces a Gwen John print. Mercifully the other wall is softer and the pin went in easily and Josquin des Prez goes where had been a picture of Glasgow by Avril Paton. If the British Museum has 99% of its artefacts in storage I won't feel so bad that those items that have been up for a long time are given a rest.
It might be that this haphazard picture hanging becomes the way they are, like lines left in a poem pro tem before going back to them gradually solidify into the finished version. At first they are a tribute to my practical hopelessness and a reminder why Mr. Next Door does any such job that needs doing properly but I could hardly ask him to do anything as straightforward as that. Such a reminder seen every day might get on my nerves, though. I'll have to see how it goes. They are such great pictures it's hard to spoil them but if anybody can, I can.