Nadine for Chancellor

 Please, please, now that this story has gone this far, let's see it through.

Let's see Nadine Dorries appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer, just for one day, before this most absurd of Prime Ministers resigns tomorrow.

It's only a shame it's taken this long. Some of us knew before he was Prime Minister, before he was an MP and before he was Lord Mayor of London. That he was a disaster was the worst kept secret almost before he started and yet somehow the British Constitution, as was an 'A' level subject once, was derelict enough to allow itself to be his plaything.

Well, that's it. It's got to be over now and forever shame on everybody, Workington and Bolsover included, who ever gave him the time of day. You can't say we didn't try to tell you.