And so, I've rather inexpertly scrubbed the ball off this photo from Portsmouth Ladies v Cardiff Ladies yesterday, which was a quite exciting 3-3 draw, and I invite you to send me a copy of this picture with an x where you think the ball is, assuming you are good enough at computers to do that, and the closest will win a very inappropriate prize. A poetry prize, I expect, because if I ever get Shelly Cox's autograph, I'll probably keep it myself.
I've become a bit of a supporter this season, although first deceived into thinking I was watching Premier League football when actually there is a Super League above it. But, never mind. I would have never known aboout Gemma Hillier, Charley Wilson or Shelly Cox otherwise.
Best of luck to them.