David Green

David Green (Books) is the imprint under which I published booklets of my own poems. The original allocation of ISBN numbers is used up now, though. The 'Collected Poems' are now available as a pdf. The website is now what it has become, often more about music than books and not so often about poems. It will be about whatever suggests itself.

Sunday, 8 March 2026

The Monolulu Cup

This year, if Cheltenham wasn't exciting enough, DGBooks is thrilled to be introducing the Monolulu Cup, a tipster competition named after Prince Monolulu who in his day made John McCririck look like a shrinking violet.

I asked for three horses for Cheltenham, with each way as an option, and decided that a Patent-  the three singles, three doubles and the treble- would be the scoring system in the event of anybody having a winner. It rewards imaginative selections, if and when they are successful.

Cilla

each way 

Golden Ace (Tues 4.00) 
Jeriko du Reponet (Thurs 5.20)
Haiti Couleurs (Fri 4.00)
 
Kevin 'Cayton' Rogers 
 
each way 
 
Poniros (Tues 4.00)
No Drama This End (Weds 1.20/Fri 3.20)  
Salver (Weds 2.00)

Lord Stubbsy

Backmersackme (Tues 5.20)
Selma De Vary (Thurs/Fri 1.20)
Supremely West (Thurs 4.40)

Pop Songs

I Started a Joke (Weds 2.40, or wherever it runs) - the Bee Gees
Ace of Spades (Thurs 4.40) - Motorhead
Wonderwall (Fri 4.40) Oasis 
if any of the above are non-runners, then,
Macho Man (Tues 1.20)  - The Village People

The Professor

L'Eau Du Sud (Weds 4.00)
Supremely West (Thurs 4.40)
A Pai De Nom (Fri 5.20)
 
Racetrack Wiseguy
 
Old Park Star (Tues 1.20)  
Lulamba (Tues 2.00)
Kabral du Mathan (Thurs 3.20) 
 
Spenno 
 
Old Park Star (Tues 1.20)
Jagwar (Tues 3.20)
The New Lion (Tues 4.00)
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It's as fascinating as any of the races with a variety of strategies involved. One entrant suggested an allowance because they were up against 'professionals'. Not quite that perhaps but it is Spenno, the Prof and Wiseguy that go for what might be regarded as safer options with the Prof brand-loyal but nowadays to the Skeltons and not Mr. Henderson. 
Two horses are nominated twice so there's a Monolulu Cup double in Old Park Star and Supremely West. But there have been shifts in the markets of a few races as money arrives from Ireland to gainsay the UK optimism that they might make a game of it this year. Old Park Star is a bigger price than that I gormlessly took, ignoring my own advice that ante post is a bad idea. But the improved odds might help in this game and Henderson horses are known to be able to drift and still win.
It will be refreshing and well deserved if one of those having an old-fashioned punt were to win. We might as well all abandon hope if it proves that picking pop song titles was the right answer. Batting like Boycott has its disadvantages when the bowling is like that of Michael Holding. Wiseguy and Spenno could be back in the pavilion early doors.
We will see. Game on.

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