Don't know if you will have heard this one but
somebody sent it in to Radio 5 earlier in the week.
Ginger. Chris Evans from Top Gear.
Posh. David Cameron from Prime
Minister.
Sporty. Roy Hodgson from England football
manager.
Baby. Boris Johnson from his leadership
campaign.
and Scary. Nigel Farage from UKIP
leader.
Brilliant piece of work by somebody.