Thursday, 31 December 2020

New Year's Eve Party

 It's actually several years since I've been to such a thing but since we should all be in for this one, let's see what we can find. I am joined by poetry critics Hermione Cringe-Harvey and Tarquin Bilge but first, thank you very much to Radio 3 for cheering us all up this morning. I'm not always in favour of them playing jazz when they should be playing Buxtehude but nobody could possibly complain about this,


 

I've done my highlights of the year already but what did you enjoy the most, Hermione?

I was particularly taken with Justin Hype's Inuit Haiku, for instance this one in which he subverts the form and makes it new by putting the title at the bottom,

 
another word for 
snow, another word for snow, 
another word for

Snow 

Thanks. Tarquin, what impressed you in 2020.

Georgia Serpentine's Melodies Heard in a Parchment Attic revealed a perceptive encapsulation of the frantic interludes of silence we all experience in the notional gap that intervenes between lived experience and the word on the page which she achieved memorably and profoundly, as in Lemonade at Suppertime,

but it is not a goddess whispering, 
it is a vegetable dreaming, the crust
of our sesquipedalophobia
berating us for a 
nonchalance we mistook 
for knitwear

Thank you.

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Racetrack Wiseguy's long road to recovery for 2020 came about with the two runners mentioned here on 27th. When Megan steered Mr. Glass down Doncaster's home straight joy was unconfined here as we went into the plus with a few days to spare and end the year quits with a few quid carried forward so that we are already in front for 2021 and it's job done in the hope I don't have to bet with the circumspection of Boycott for quite so long next time. There really is no greater pleasure that seeing one's investment oozing confidently through a race and coming home easily in front.

On the other hand, seeing a supposed 'good thing' struggling halfway round is a misery. Oddly, when one always imagines oneself on the end of any bad luck that's going, those last few days included Silent Revolution getting up to snatch back a race in a photo when the TV angle made it look like he hadn't and Heross du Seuil might have been beaten had not the horse in front of him fallen at the last so one is grateful for all that comes one way.

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The good news is finding new titles by Michael Longley (that I'd missed) and Glyn Maxwell (which is very imminent) and so we will have something to look forward to and, in the company of those great warhorses, Kleinzahler, O'Brien and Mahon, one is re-assured that there is poetry worth having if one knows where to look.

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And so, there we go, a bit less European than some better-intentioned politicians tried to make us but being an island has been a double-edged situation, giving some the aloof idea that we were different and thus somehow better. 
Everybody assumes they are 'better'. That's not something that differentiates us, it's something that makes us the same. But you can't explain that to the likes of Boris or Trump whose vanity is a 'sine qua non'.
It's a long time now since it seemed natural to believe in progress towards a better world. Those days are long gone. We are back on our heads.
So we must be grateful for small mercies, of which there are plenty if one is lucky enough. Make the most of them. For we may not be The Young Ones very long.
Happy New Year.

Tuesday, 29 December 2020

Sounds of the 70's

 Johnnie Walker's Sounds of the70's on Sunday was an excusably self-indulgent 'special' in which he represented entirely his own taste in between being interviewed by his wife, the great Tiggy Stardust who, during lockdown, somewhat stole the show.
It is entirely his prerogative to present his rock show credentials with his Layla, The Who, Steve Miller and dreary old Eagles, notwithstanding the Springsteen that I've never really 'got' but it only highlights how he seems to include soul and disco under suffrance whereas Tony Blackburn not only wouldn't concentrate on white boys who took themselves seriously but hasn't got as much to pick from in his Sounds of the 60's, in which he favours Motown. Listening to both shows on a fairly regular basis, my sympathies are being shifted towards the 60's.
I wasn't really compos mentis vis a vis pop music for the whole of the 1960's, despite my Beatles bedroom wallpaper but I knew about all of the 70's and if we need 16 tracks to make a show, the Top 20 in September 1971 has enough material on its own. But 16 tracks is what Johnnie had so, as a festive special and a pitch to take over the show once JW retires to spend more time with his Jackson Browne LP's, here's what I'd have had, never being able to see any celebrity questionnaire without thinking I could fill it in better.
 
David Bowie, Rebel Rebel
Mott the Hoople, All the Young Dudes
Al Green, I'm Still in Love with You
Tami Lynn, I'm Gonna Run Away from You
Stone the Crows, Goodtime Girl 
The Rolling Stones, Tumbling Dice
The Drifters, Like Sister and Brother 
Lindisfarne, Meet Me on the Corner
Steeleye Span, Rogues in a Nation
Dave and Ansell Collins, Double Barrel
The Pioneers, Let Your Yeah Be Yeah
The Clash, (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais
Rod Stewart & the Faces, You Wear It Well
Diana Ross, I'm Still Waiting
T. Rex, Get It On
Joni Mitchell, A Case of You
 
Goodness Gracious, that was hard to do and the list of apologies to the likes of David Cassidy, Elvis Costello, Benny Hill and Led Zeppelin would be much longer than the list itself but we have a wireless programme.

The End of Civilisation and other stories

The plague and the abominable leaving of the EU have been horrific enough but perhaps some of us will come out at the other end, the worse for them but somehow intact. Without wanting to be too flippant in making the comparison, though, this morning on Radio 3's Breakfast Show the presenter did a 'shout-out' for a listener. Ye Gods and Little Fishes, has it come to this. It's not the Gary Davies Show
I feel some kind of curmudgeonly letter coming on but maybe this is it. I wonder if there's some kind of motion could be passed about it the House of Lords. But, but, but, we must be careful. Any number of Conservatives would love to replace the BBC and R3 is the best thing it does, it's a bargain at however much it is and only needs a bit of liberal/left bias and so we had better not complain too loudly.
--
46 years on since reading it last The First Circle is as much documentary as it is a novel but vividly and convincingly shows us life in Stalin's Soviet Union with its shambolic management, paranoia and the way Solzhenitsyn portrayed the resilient spirit in the face of such self-serving tyranny. It is what lies underneath all maniac leaders whose insecurity seems to be proportionate to their desperate measures. And either Solzhenitsyn, his translator or both are fine writers.
One can see the parallels, of course, with my recent subject, Walsingham except that the Elizabethan spy-master asnd defender of the realm was better at it. Unusually for me, my poem looks okay having not originally come easily and having had a third stanza added later when it just didn't look enough. I think I'm happy enough with it. I can't think of anywhere suitable I'd like to send it but I'll hang onto it rather than put it here immediately just in case. I think that makes 7 poems in a bit under three years since The Perfect Book, of which now four would be on the A list which means worthwhile enough for any further very slim volume. But I don't think I'll be troubling the ISBN people any time soon.
 
But, great to read George Szirtes on his methods here,

That is exactly how I do it. Without necessarily achieving quite the same results.

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I'm hoping the Virgin engineer is on his way so that I might see Uncle Vanya tomorrow night. Being without the telly isn't the greatest hardship but since I'm paying for it, I'd rather it was available. Watching every race on a 4-onch screen courtesy of Paddy Power dot com will do compared to the Extel commentaries we used to get relayed into betting offices in the 1980's. But it will long stay in the memory watching Mr. Glass come easily clear of the field in the last at Doncaster on Sunday, as foretold here in fact, to finally get me over the line into profit for 2020 having been further behind that one wanted to be in the summer. It was a long road back but the plan worked, Autumn is the best time to take money out of the bookmakers and, hallelujah, I'm not recording a minus for the year.

Sunday, 27 December 2020

The Balance Sheets and other stories

 How much Christmas telly am I really missing for having the Virgin box fail on the night before Christmas Eve. Not much. I see Talking Pictures have had the film of Please, Sir with the well-intentioned John Alderton struggling to deal with 5B, the star of which, as he was wherever he appeared, must have been Deryck Guyler as the caretaker. It might have been as re-assuring as ever to see that the great and good aren't as clever as you thought on Christmas University Challenge but one can do without it and so the loss was the documentary on Maria Callas and having to watch the racing on Paddy Power dot com.
It's true I would have watched the news channels late at night or joined in for the final chase of any of the many available episodes of The Chase but that's not a bad habit to get out of. I could spend more time with my Solzhenitsyn and the balance sheet of the telly not being available doesn't show much of a loss.

Somehow, and I don't know how, there's been a huge plus. 
There was a time I had a car. It was until 1994 or 95. I had no idea how it worked but used it quite a lot. It seems dreadful now but, yes, I was the driver of a motor vehicle. But at least I could get to the races without only having the option of going when my mates are going. But, in having to pass an MOT, one's car had to satisfy a garage qualified to say it did. If the man said you needed new filuminators on your waffle-sprangers and it was going to cost £200 then that's what you had. I am free of such torments these last 25 years and glad of it but now beholden instead to the computer.
Not only had the telly gone but something somewhere was making the computer slow. I tried various things from my limited knowledge of possible things to do and felt like George Best trying to 'get off with' Dusty Springfield and not in a position to know why I was not in a position to know why I couldn't do it. But, coming back to it, seeing myself the thwarted victim of the gadgets I'd allowed myself to depend, suddenly the internet worked like a dream, reacting immediately to every click and I played chess without regard to winning, particularly, but for the joy of the computer's instant reaction.
I have no idea if that miracle - because, of course, we are all devout in our belief in a benevolent God despite his negligence during times of plague - had anything to do with eight calls from people claiming to be Virgin Media who wanted to fix my internet speed that I regarded as scam calls, any of the things I did myself, an act of God or something that was always going to correct itself. Their likeliness is not necssarily in that order. But I'll take a few days of tellylessness in exchange for perfect internet all day long and that is how craven and grateful one can become when one depends on something too much.
 
I'll hide the Racetrack Wiseguy bit down here because nobody in their right mind will have got this far.
How many times has Frodon defied the odds, coming from a run of summer wins a few years ago into the big league, jumping and forever trying his best for the wonderful Bryony, and who wouldn't, improving all the time until winning the King George at 20/1 and, of course he did. All you have to do is 'be any good' and if nobody else has yet (I'm sure somebody will have), I'll say he's the new Desert Orchid. He is asked for more and he comes up with it. Partly because the others weren't as good as they thought they were but how many times has that happened up against an opponent that means it.
But my own 2020 effectively comes to a crunch on the 27th Dec. If I don't collect then the year will go down in the minus column but nowhere near as badly as it might have. After a bad day today when I thought it might be and didn't spend much, I am due and am hoping to do it with-
Mr. Glass (Wetherby 3.20). They are backing the other one but one has to keep the faith.
Heross du Seuil (Kempton, 12.45), which I was reluctant about at first but will now go in with because it's getting to be almost now or never.
And the double at Chepstow, Houx Gris (1.40), which, if it's any good might not have much to worry about, with Farrants Way (2.15), a 3m chaser, trained by Venetia Williams in deep ground at Chepstow at 5/2, which sounds better than all the Christmas presents you could have wished for.
Something might come of it but it's not eventually about the cash, although it sometimes looks as if it might be. It is about 'sport', whatever that is, for better or worse.

We might be over Christmas records by now and so, relieved of all such opportunism, can return to the sublime,


 


Thursday, 24 December 2020

Derek Mahon - Washing Up

 Derek Mahon, Washing Up (Gallery Press)

The Gallery Press scrupulously date the publication of this book as 29 October 2020. Derek Mahon would have been 79 on November 23 but very sadly died on October 1. So it was unexpectedly posthumous although, knowing how it takes months if not longer for books to go through the presses, it might not have been his very last work.
As with his other most recent collections, its title offers a number of meanings. Red Sails might have suggested a sunset, Against the Clock time running out and now Washing Up not only includes the domestic chore of the title poem and coming to rest somewhere but also a final summary. While Mahon has been aware of his advancing years for some time, though, there is no let up in his output in this generous volume or in his commitment.
In The Old Place, addressed to a younger generation - maybe grandchildren- he looks back at himself
         at peace here in a world ill-at-ease
with itself,
 
for 'readers who saw the point of the exercise'. That is disarmingly self-effacing for a poet who took a place among the first rank of his generation for those of us who certainly did see the point. But in Around the Town and Among the Rocks which are companion pieces about local eccentric figures in Kinsale he identifies his outsider role with theirs, aware that poetry is not currently central to the concerns of most.
Mahon is hardly becalmed but has found a deeper equanimity, maintaining his complaint against global capitalism, profit for profit's sake, its human and environmental cost but, not quite resigned to its inevitability, holds on to some vestigial hope.
He is as clear and well set out in these poems as ever, if not more so, his rhyme schemes seeming to add to the clarity as if the arriving rhyme affirms the thought. One might suspect a few words to have been the 'best available' and not quite natural, which is often a problem for such verse but in An Old Theme, he hopes that his inevitable passing will come 'in an armchair at the twilight hour' reading something like,
                              Schopenhauer
(the bit where he says nature doesn't care
about individuals, only about the species). 
 
 'Species' in line 8 of the stanza rhymes with 'please' in line 2 and arrives so opportunely that one feels like getting up to applaud. But I think I know how he does that because I've done it myself. You go back and put the slightly extraneous 'please' in afterwards, not before, but it's a good trick that works.
It is measured more than world-weary but there is a downbeat acceptance about much of it. In the ironic view of the dystopia, in Atlantis, being created by a culture of robots and cruise ships in which,
                         no trace
survives of anything not in the future tense
...
It will be fabulous and will cost the earth.
 
While personally preferring poetry to succeed, or fail, on its own terms and not liking templates, advice or recipes for how to do it, Art Poétique, a version from Verlaine, is entirely sound, as it were, as is the attitude in Another Cold Spring that,
                      'This slight
outpouring isn't meant
for your enlightenment
but for my own delight;
still, if it tastes right,
take of it what you want.'
 
and although poetry is not at its best when being about poetry, that seems to me to be an attitude one relaxes into with age when impressing editors, publishers or even readers has become more obviously not the point.
As well as Verlaine, Mahon continued with his interpretations of poems in other languages, like some Chinese and Neruda and he either finds in them or chose them for a timelessness that, one hopes, goes beyond the more pressing concerns we hope to put behind us eventually.
In Quarantine, one of the better plague poems we are likely to see as well as A Fox in Grafton St., 
                            An ambulance
goes wailing up the road as a stoic
shopper emerges into the eerie silence.
 
It is a rich and rewarding experience to sit with these poems, all of them, as is customarily the case with Mahon. I spent more time with this book than I usually do before knocking out some thoughts on it, not because I needed to but because it was so enjoyable. There is a feeling about it for some of us who might be 'of a certain age' that we won't be seeing the likes of Derek Mahon again in the same way that Norman MacCaig is gone for good, too, but that is tacitly acknowledged in the poems. Mahon could be compared and contrasted with Seamus Heaney to the detriment of neither. They both contributed to putting England in the shade more than it is used to in recent decades. But if Heaney had his own exquisite music that proved beyond imitators, as if, like Thelonoius Monk, he'd done it to prevent them, Mahon was as significant and, in Sean O'Brien's words in his Guardian obituary,
Younger poets admired Heaney and Longley, but Mahon was perhaps the more frequent model.
 
As it says somewhere below, I can't see Sean or August Kleinzahler being too much put out if I make this the Best Collection of the Year, not only in the circumstances but with good reason, in what was in the end a very competitive year with three of my very favourite poets publishing new work. The Complete Mahon, when it happens, despite most of it being on the shelf over there, will be nothing less than essential.

A Christmas to Remember and other stories

 Things could be worse, as Harry Worth used to say.
But the telly decided to switch itself off last night once I'd seen Simon Russell Beale playing Gustav Holst's piano and it didn't come on again. Virgin will be out to me on 29th to provide a new box which will be a bit late for Kempton and the Welsh National but rather than bemoan my lot I remain grateful that I'm not a lorry driver stuck at Dover, a doctor who's been under severe pressure since March and then it got worse and that I'm not one of the Royle family whose lives revolve around the television. It's some years since one went through the Christmas telly highlighting things one must see and it's even longer than that since the Dick Emery Christmas Special was part of the zeitgeist. 
I can see what I want to see of Kempton, Chepstow and Wincanton via Paddy Power. I will still hear the last-ditch result of our relations with Europe on Times Radio without having to suffer seeing that gormless buffoon doing his inevitable vainglorious speech as if he'd delivered us to the promised land when actually what he said was that no deal offered a glorious future full of opportunity. 

It'll be just fine. Wise words advise that in such minor difficulties it is worth thinking how things will look in a couple of weeks' time. I'm sure I'll be in line for huge compensation from Virgin Media because I know they care about me and I know that is how their mind works. It would be unwise of me to let them know that, in Tier 4, my plans were to listen to Telemann, Bach and then, as is routine while reading Solzhenitsyn, Shostakovich.
It is 1975 revisited here, without Bowie's Station to Station. I wondered then if I could change my name to Dmitri. And I had entirely forgotten, if I had ever realized when I read it all then, how good Solzhenitsyn was.

But by all means put on Leona Lewis, One More Sleep, if that wasn't Christmassy enough for you.

Tuesday, 22 December 2020

The Missing Music and other stories

My Mott the Hoople Greatest Hits is now officially missing. I knew I hadn't seen it for some years but a concerted effort to find it that involved a bit of sorting of those that aren't missing revealed it to be nowhere I can find it although I am 31p better off than I thought having looked down the back of a settee. It's only slightly distressing and not the end of the world but the suspicion that there ought to be four albums by Matchbox 20 and Garbage when there are only three of each makes me wonder not only how many others aren't there but where they actually are. Unhappy is the man who can't find his Honaloochie Boogie.
-- 
Neither could I see the conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn although I knew it was there. How different would the Christmas story be if it had been overcast in the Middle East all those years ago. Three wise men sitting around in midwinter with some surplus myrrh they need to offload but, huh, no stars to follow so we ain't going to find no redeemers, then.
We enjoy the benefits of living in what is still a relatively tolerant society and we are mostly grateful for that but, honestly, we did ought to remember from time to time what a load of fanciful, stuck together old nonsense it is that Christians are so in awe of.
My favoured account of Jesus Christ is A.N. Wilson's who gives the most credible version of him as a charismatic malcontent who took over the work of John the Baptist in much the same way as David Bowie gave Mott the Hoople a song worth having and reformed them towards some success and without who they'd be forgotten and not so achingly missed from my CD library.
Of course he wasn't born in midwinter. Like any successful gangsters, the Christians took over a festival that was already doing good business and said it was theirs now.
Of course he wasn't the son of God. According to A.N. Wilson he never said he was but his supporters embellished the story in the same way that other legends (Diana, John Lennon, Shakespeare) become credited with being so good that they were things they never were.
And, of course, he wasn't born to a virgin. Language is not that complicated. Virgins can't give birth. Miracles don't happen. If Fulham don't get relegated or I'm offered the Queen's Medal for Poetry there will be reasons for it. You won't need the scurrilous excuse of faith to believe in it.
I had a lot of time for Walsingham rooting out the most unholy but he, in his turn, was just as ardent and tormented. After some trying, I have a poem about him but it's maybe only 80% of what I think it could be. It would benefit from another stanza. I might have a line to make that out of.
And, anyway, on the rare occasions I feel like sending anything to a magazine, I realize that all I have is already available here, for what they're worth.
But maybe we keep arriving at new definitions of Christmas and shouldn't be bullied by anybody telling us about its 'true meaning' from weird, medieval agendas.
It's not even the 'cool' list of favourite records like The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl (for Christ's sake, as it were), Springsteen, Jonah Lewie, Chris Rea or Greg Lake. 
It's Leona Lewis, Mud, Michael Jackson's Little Drummer Boy, it's Wham!, Gilbert O'Sullivan and Joseph Spence. There's a Top 6.
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But, as an addendum to the recent little Year in Review I can add the other category of Television which was won easily by The Death of Stalin on Sunday night which was hilarious, possibly more accurate than we might know and Armando Ianucci's best work which, given what he was involved in years ago, isn't a bad thing to be. To be fair to Ben Elton, last night's Upstart Crow was good, but the Stalin sent me straight back to my old Solzhenitsyn books.
The Raymond Chandler had been mild entertianment, perhaps so good and so often imitated that it seemed like a parody of itself, but it was all style and no content and so, now twice abandoned like Zadie's Autograph Man, one can't see it coming back from there. 

My youth was not mis-spent in pool halls. That came later. When I was about 15, I was reading Alexander Solzhenitsyn. In much the same way as Salman Rushdie a decade or two later, it seemed important to me that a novelist was headline news and the mysterious workings of the Soviet Union had me rapt in the same sort of wonder that Christians save for the Christmas myth. Of course, they are as dubious as each other but in the mid-70's I ploughed through all available Solzhenistsyn, religiously you might say.
I went upstairs and fetched The First Circle (Fontana, 1974 edition, 75p, 700 pp) and made great inroads yesterday. I had no idea he was that good and, with the soundtrack provided by the Shostakovich String Quartets I was listening to then, the 46 years in between almost need not have happened.
It probably isn't the most 'Christmassy' reading one could think of but I dare say, to the soundtrack of Telemann and Bach, that will be what I'll be doing with my Tier 4 lockdown.
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As well as the new, presumably last Derek Mahon, which took nearly three weeks to get here because it's a mighty long way from County Meath but, by the looks of it, well worth the wait. I did say the other day I couldn't nominate a Best Collection this year when three such much-loved favourites as O'Brien, Kleinzahler and Mahon were in opposition but I have a feeling that Sean and August would be happy enough for me to pay my respects to Mahon in the circumstances. I had a look before going off on the Tuesday walk and it looks no less than well worthy.

So with all the hapless Christian prayers apparently still being ignored by their evasive God, pestilence still has the upper hand over them and the mindless optimism of the clown we have in charge. We all might have thought it would be over by now but it seems endlessly deferred. It isn't up to them, it's up to us and one hopes that many of us will come out at the other end. So, look after yourselves and each other. We can convene again soon to celebrate Derek Mahon and I'll see you then.

Friday, 18 December 2020

The Poet in Winter and other stories

 

aka the poet in need of a haircut (again) but it hardly matters what I look like these days. I was most flattered when my walking companion today wanted to take a picture of me. I should have known better. He wants to put it on WhatsApp with the caption, The Ghost of Christmas Past, but a gig's a gig, I suppose.
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This was going to be called I'm Still Waiting and other stories as I confidently expected Stage Star to put the finishing touch to the marvellous recovery from being 'behind the 8-ball' on the turf in the summer to being in front now but it wasn't to be today.
It might not be tomorrow, either, with confidence in Thyme Hill (Ascot 2.25) good but maybe not good enough to scrap the safety first strategy and lump on. We will see. We will get there before we've crashed out of Europe.
--
Walsingham is a new hero after that book (below) turned into a gripping read. The poem Walsingham hasn't found its groove, vibe or other necessary feel yet but I live in hope as it's a poem I want to do. Apart from the main story, one also learns that Philip Sidney was named after Philip II, rather dubiously as it was wise to cover all Catholic traces at the time. But with Philip Larkin named after Philip Sidney, it makes Larkin effectively named after the King of Spain once removed. 
The new Derek Mahon book is taking its time getting here from Co. Meath but we can have a little Year in Review betting without it. It almost seems invidious to name a Best Poetry Collection anyway with the Mahon guaranteed to be fine, the O'Brien no disappontment and the Kleinzahler equally as Klainzahler as one could wish. With three such major favourites in contention I'm not going to deny it to any of them but will specify August Kleinzahler's Dance, Dance, Dance as Best Poem.
With so few events to pick from it's an obvious and commanding win for Angelina Kopyrina's piano recitals in Portsmouth Cathedral when we were briefly not so locked down. How welcome and tremendous in any circumstances they were needs any amount of hyperbole.
With a few good new discs to choose from, the sensational La Francesina, Handel's Nightingale by Sophie Junker is a glory in its own right and wins decisively.
I'm fairly sure I didn't read any new novels this year but since R4 Extra have been putting All Gas & Gaiters on on Sunday mornings again, there's nothing I enjoy more than that as a broadcast even if it is a fifty year old repeat and it wins wherever it turns up.
For myself, it's been a good year, giving up the day job to great effect and only agnast at how the days, weks and months fly by. Not writing many poems and not being much of a competition enterer, I found myself winner of one and short-listed in the other. Perhasps I should do more but if nothing suggests itself as a subject for a poem, I'm like a jockey without a horse.
I doubt if that's it for the year but, if it is, then, All Best Wishes and I'll see you when we do.

Tuesday, 15 December 2020

Books, Books everywhere nor yet a book to read and other stories

 I don't know if there are 2000 books in my house. It might not be quite that. Waiting patiently for the new Derek Mahon poems to arrive reminded me that this is not a time of year for ordering anything new so having finished my minor Muriel Spark festival with The Girls of Slender Means (not as good as the others but familiarity can raise expectations) I thought I'd find something among the well-furnished libraries of the estate to further entertain myself with.
I was indebted to a friend who had scanned the Christmas TV schedules for her own purposes and taken the trouble to recommend Uncle Vanya on the wireless as being suitable for me. Always ready for a bit of Chekhov, I began with that but excellent in its provinicial desperation as it is, it didn't take long.
The bookmark in Zadie Smith's The Autograph Man was where I'd left it when it first came out, no more than a third of the way in, so I thought I'd try that again but after 10 pages it was doing nothing for me and so, having been abandoned twice, the prospects for it don't look good which is a shame after a piece I'd did on White Teeth was re-routed from an in-house ethnic minorities magazine I wrote for in work in the 1990's to a national magazine that paid actual cash for it. Imagine that. Nobody but a fool ever wrote if not for money.
I really ought to have a few days 'doing' Donne properly. I've even got the sermons, unread, somewhere, but have selected the seasonally appropriate Nocturnal on St. Lucy's Day for the first virtual meeting back of poetry club in the New Year.
So what I ended up reading - it's surely re-reading but I have no recollection of the first time- Her Majesty's Spymaster, about Francis Walsingham, by Stephen Budiasky, which is so far so good. It doesn't suffer as much as it might from a certain American attitude and tur of phrase and the potential big bonus is that it vaguely lit up that rare bulb that alerts me to a poem.
To write a poem one needs an idea and they come few and far between. But one also needs a way of doing it which is the hard part but I might have both and I'll take it gradually. The secret, it seems to me, is to gather ideas, words, lines and 'strategies' and not embark on the writing prematurely. But such 'work' is a pleasure and a greater pleasure than the churning out of commentary.
Wide Realm, my retirement project book on Thom Gunn reached the end of chapter 4 this morning, a bit over 20 thousand words and any excuse for some respite even if I don't do many hours a week on it. If my previous admiration for novelists, compared to poets, was immense then anybody sticking to the task of a book-length critique and staying upbeat about it is a better person than me, too. A significant part of my reservations about the title, role or job of 'poet' is that it's not even difficult.
Things need to be hard to do to make them feel worthwhile. Riding 217 miles on a bicycle in 12 hours was one but good poems don't seem to come from hard work - they rarely benefit from it - they are more like moments when things went right that can subsequently be enjoyed forever, like things that George Best or Derek Randall might have done in a moment that others weren't capable of imagining.
Meanwhile, with another friend telling me he's picked up Douglas Dunn's Northlight, I am reminded of The People Before, the wonderful poem in that book. If, for Douglas, then, 'the lunar honey fell on Buddon Sands', I'm tempted to make the comparison with how winter sun fell on Langstone mud this afternoon. 

 







There could still be time to review the reduced year but until the Mahon book is delivered we still don't have a full set of runners under starter's orders in the poetry sections yet and that was originally the point of it so we will see.


Saturday, 12 December 2020

Everything Crash

Leave was a bad idea promoted by a bunch of crooks and spivs. We knew that.

No Deal was unimaginable. Even the lunatic they put in charge of the asylum promised a 'deal' that was 'oven ready' and the rest of the world were desperate to do deals with the sad little island off the northern coast of Europe that his vanity project, stage by stage, led us into becoming.

What none of us saw coming was that we could be at war with France by the New Year like we haven't been for some centuries.



That's Racing and other stories

I hope nobody read yesterday's Racetrack Wiseguy bulletin.
One looks forward to these great Saturdays full of confidence and then watch it fall apart bit by bit. I'm glad I'd done well yesterday to pay for it. I should have posted the advice for those races instead. Whereas one can enjoy cricket for the sake of the game when one's team gets beat, most football supporters seem to prefer grinding out a grim 1-0 win than seeing their team go down 4-3 in a spectacular thriller. Horse racing's much more serious than that with real cash involved. Even at Cheltenham, which is God's own country, one doesn't enjoy losing. But it ain't over until it's over and the deficit for 2020 is still perfectly bridgeable. And I have more time to sort out my potential embarrassment than Boris has to sort out his.
 
It is Dionne Warwick's 80th birthday today so if you see me walking down the street and each time we meet I start to cry, by all means Walk On By. The Times duly listed the great lady's milestone in their birthdays. But they sometimes give their readers a clue and for Miss Warwick they put, 'singer, I Say a Little Prayer'. If they still have any aspirations to be a reliable organ of record, that could be misleading to retired colonels perusing the birthdays over a port and lemon in Eastbourne Conservative Club.
I'm not disputing that Miss Warwick recorded I Say a Little Prayer but, not for the first time, The Times birthdays makes an odd choice with which to represent those they list.
I know there are more urgent matters to address at present but you let them off with careless attention to detail like that, the next thing you know their racing tipster will be telling us that Goshen will win the International Hurdle. I have sent a suitably dry letter to the editor and we can see if it's considered pertinent enough for publication on Monday.
After my last success regarding Mother's Day I can see a whole new area of writing opening up in old age as I write to newspapers making salient points about minutiae.
 
But, as one thing dissatisfies, one has enough interests for others among them to compensate. Hearing a Telemann Christmas Cantata led me to order a disc of them and, while I was at it, added in a John Eliot Gardiner Bach Christmas Oratorio which I haven't had on a playlist since I stopped playing LP's many years ago. They are both tremendous but it's best to play the Telemann first because somehow the Bach is just so exceptionally spectacular there's nothing could follow it.

Friday, 11 December 2020

Racetrack Wiseguy

 Everything's that much better for being at Cheltenham.

Goshen (3.00, nap) was well clear when falling at the last in March and has Champion Hurdle hopes until we find out otherwise whereas the opposition tomorrow are good but not quite that good.

Adagio (12.05), Ashtown Lad (2.25) and Aggy With It (3.35) are a few to put in multiples with it with Chantry House (12.40) a bit too odds on to be a tip but would multiply anything else that wins up a bit further.

Wednesday, 9 December 2020

Denise Bennett - Christmas Poems

 Denise Bennett, Christmas Poems (Bee Bole Press)

It was actually a monthly bank statement I was expecting in the post this morning and I was looking forward to further confirmation that I am successfully living within my slender means. Quite gorgeously, really, what arrived instead was this unexpected early festive bonus of a selection of the poems Denise has been putting in with her Christmas cards over the last twenty years or more.
As far as Christmas goes, I don't usually do much more than suits me, not much of which is Christian, and in the past the cards I've sent have been at times in support of the T. Rex Action Group that used to maintain the shrine to Marc Bolan on Barnes Common or featured a rather better known poet than me, Geoffrey Chaucer, whan that ye Christmasse card issued bye ye olde gouvernemente departement that both of us, and Robbie Burns, did worke for, featured him. This year, as it happens, I'm acknowledging a significant amount of Jewish DNA rather than religious observance. All of which is only by way of saying what a fine spread of diverse ways there are of marking the shortest day, the depth of winter and how, despite the many challenges there have been to liberal values, tolerance and common sense in recent years, we can all take a moment or two to overcome our trivial differences.
I don't accept much of the traditional Christmas story but I'm as happy for those who enjoy it as I am for my kindly Bangladeshi next door neighbours to have their Ramadan. But I am very interested in poetry, specifically when it excels itself and does something extraordinary with words.
The poems Denise presents here offer a sense of the fragility of life and its 'flimsy' bric-a-brac, both in the 'glitter-cards/from Woolworths' and the 'air-mails' from across the Atlantic in Paper Chains, which is a poem more subtly held together by its loose associations than might first be apparent. 'Angel's wings' occur 'touched by' in Legend of the Christmas Rose and 'in the brush of' in The Light and, if personally I find against angels as being inadmissable evidence, I also find that poetry has no rules or such laws and they succeed, or fail, on their own terms.
A successful villanelle isn't easy to achieve - and I'd know because I've tried and often failed - but Nativity works.
There is a recurrent idea of love and warmth in a cold time which is all very much a part of the deep humanity expressed in Denise's poems. But, beyond any of that, the 'shawl of snow' in That Night was good but what I want most of all from poetry is something extra-ordinary. I'm sure we all do.
And 'then it happened', in Robin's Song, as wonderfully as it did for Diana Ross and the Supremes, with,
a bright, soprano star, sings in the sky; 
 
and that 'soprano', when no mass of burning gas in outer space could ever be sensibly categorized as such, is where 'poetry' happens, taking language beyond itself and doing so much more than it was ordinarily designed to do. 
On a day that has unexpectedly delivered other reasons for excitement, that one word that achieves so much has resonated and 'poetry', however often it might not be quite as special as it claims to be, absolutely proves itself.  

 

Sunday, 6 December 2020

Top 6 - Lindisfarne

 We don't do Top 6 here much these days but it's always ready and waiting when a suitable subject turns up. I don't give my old heroes, Lindisfarne, all that much thought on a daily basis these days but when I do the mixture of nostalgia and a recognition of what seems to have been lost with the passing of years causes those floods of tears which aren't really floods of tears at all but my hyperbole for an emotional twinge.
They simply don't make records like Lady Eleanor any more with its long intro, gradual emergence from the shadows and Alan Hull's evocative poetry augmented by some classy musicianship from Ray's mandolin amongst others. If it would stand no chance of being a chart hit now it was a slightly unlikely no. 3 in 1972 on re-release after Meet Me on the Corner's success and who would now believe what high ranking the Fog on the Tyne album took among best sellers that year.

Meet Me on the Corner
was the first pop record I ever bought if we discount the Mozart adaptation by Waldo de los Rios which was an early signpost towards a lifetime admiring an entirely different genre of genius. But I was glad to be able, some 40 years later to speak to its author, Rod Clements, in a street corner pub he was playing so far away from home and tell him it was. How many times must he have heard that. I can't have been the first. I've more recently come to wonder if its subtext isn't really about a drug dealer. One can read it that way if one feels like it. Even if Lindisfarne were beer people, it was 1972 after all.
It is almost led by its thumping bass line, as it might be since the bass man wrote it. 
It isn't possible to keep Alan's impassioned January Song out of the half dozen and he was much preferable in his 'poet' mode than as the political protester he fancied himself as. All Fall Down was ahead of its time and much of his bad boy renegade repertoire were better than others could have done but,
You need me need you need him need everyone, 
is a colossal line to repeat several times when lesser pop songs depend on the repetition of what they imagine to be their 'hook' to fill out the requisite three minutes (and here I refer as a paragon example to There She Goes by The Las, which is great but is only about a minute's worth plus some musical monosodium glutamate).
As can sadly be the way with so many artists, subsequent albums represented a gradual decline. Not by much in the three by the original line-up before the split into Jack the Lad and then the realisaton that it was better to bury their differences and be the original Lindisfarne again but Fog on the Tyne isn't quite as good as Nicely Out of Tune and Dingly Dell definitely not. And, perhaps surprisingly for a band with more than one good songwriter, Turn a Deaf Ear wasn't written by any of them but their mate, Rab Noakes, which is a tribute in itself.
My friend's girl, she has a wireless aerial sticking out of her head
And a pile of true romances lying underneath the bed
And a giant poster of Rabby Nookes just beside the door
But I know she'll get along fine without him if it doesn't see her anymore.
 
Fog on the Tyne and We Can Swing Together are obvious anthems and essential to the oeuvre but not necessarily the best songs and with only two choices left, one must discriminate. When I hear the word 'righteous' these days it can't help but say 'self-righteous' and Alan might be a case in point. Winter Song is where his poetry meets his self-appointed position on the moral high ground but that doesn't prevent it edging ahead of any number of strong candidates from the first two albums.
It is to be regretted that Johnnie Walker, on Sounds of the Seventies, is more likely to play Run for Home than anything far better from a few years earlier. If Metal Guru was really about 'being T. Rex', it was still just as good as Telegram Sam but Run for Home might be about what it had been like being Lindisfarne and yet is only a workmanlike tribute to themselves. I'd have it any day rather than anything by Queen but there are better b sides on earlier singles, including some virtuoso instrumentals and number 6 in a Top 6 can often be given to something not quite Top 6 that makes it Top 5 plus another one.
The record that prompted this trawl through age-old favourites, most of which I might still be word perfect on, them having been so much a part of my 1970's listening with not quite the extended record collection I have now, was Court in the Act, as below, reporting Alan 'Misdemeanour' Hull's truculent attitude when brushing against the law. The point was, though, that if they wanted to maintain the run of hit parade success, the single from Dingly Dell should have been the harmless nicety Wake Up Little Sister but one can't possibly have any of them when we haven't had Clear White Light, an extraordinary hymn to something vague but that sounds meaningful and worth believing in if we knew what it was. I find that as moving as anything they ever did without it meaning anything more than religion does and it could be another drug song for all we know.